Dolce & Cabana, Fendi, and then Donna, yeah?
If the fashion houses had any sense, they’d be slapping their labels on this towel and charging triple.

These cabana-style blue stripe pool towels are straight-up Bright Young Things energy – 1920s bohemian aristocrats, scandal and champagne on the rooftop, that sort of carry-on.

Picture it:
Champagne coupe in one hand, sunglasses sliding down your nose, rattan beach bag swinging, this cabana towel tied artfully round your waist like you’re about to cause minor chaos at Second Beach.
Very “I holiday on yachts, but also I’m a bit of a problem.”

…Now, real life:

Same towel.
Wrapped round your waist.
One hand holding it up for dear dignity, the other dragging the recycling bin to the curb as the garbage truck barrels down the street.
Hair a mess, slippers on, neighbour Brian getting more leg than he paid for.
Still camp. Still iconic.

Whatever your summer vibe:

• Second Beach main character: towel slung low, pretending someone’s taking candids.

• Wreck Beach minimalist: towel on the sand, absolutely nothing on you. (We don’t judge. We clap.)

• Bin day sprinter: towel, panic, mild emotional damage, but at least you’re wrapped in good cotton.

No matter the plan, this towel has your back.
Or your waist.
Or just the sand, if you’ve decided clothing is optional and vitamin D is a personality trait.