Description
Additional Details (House Rules)
Machine washable
Diary Room: “I’m not here to suffer, babe. Chuck me in the wash and we move on.”
16″ pocket (fits mattresses up to 14″ deep)
Diary Room: “Yes, I’m roomy. No, I won’t be taking questions about my depth.”
Full elastic all the way around the fitted sheet
Diary Room: “I’m clingy — but in a supportive way. I’m not sliding off in the night like some people.”
Set includes: flat sheet, fitted sheet, and pillowcase(s)
Diary Room: “It’s a full team effort. We arrive as a unit.”
Twin set contains 1 pillowcase
Diary Room: “Twin’s a solo act, yeah? One pillowcase. No plus-one.”
Flat Sheet Dimensions (Measuring Tape Moment)
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Twin Flat: 67″ × 100″
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Double Flat: 84″ × 100″
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Queen Flat: 92″ × 107″
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King Flat: 112″ × 107″ (big boss energy)
Flat Sheet Dimensions:
| Twin Flat | 67″ X 100″ |
| Double Flat | 84″ X 100″ |
| Queen Flat | 92″ X 107″ |
| King Flat | 112″ X 107″ |
Fitted Sheet Dimensions:
| Twin Fitted | 39″ X 75″ X 16″ |
| Double Fitted | 54″ X 75″ X 16″ |
| Queen Fitted | 60″ X 80″ X 16″ |
| King Fitted | 78″ X 80″ X 16″ |
Pillowcase Dimensions:
| Std/ Queen Cases | 21″ x 32″ |
| King Cases | 21″ x 38″ |
Meet the Housemates (and yes, they’re all convinced they’re the main character)
White (the angel):
“I’m just here for a clean start, yeah? If everyone could stop bringing snacks into my space, that’d be lovely.”
Ivory (posh but pretending not to be):
“I’m not saying I’m better than White… I’m just… warmer. Softer. More refined. Anyway.”
Navy (mysterious & unshakeable):
“I don’t do drama. I do depth. If you want chaos, talk to Ketchup.”
Grey (dry humour, fan favourite):
“Everyone’s having a meltdown and I’m… still Grey. It’s called emotional stability.”
Ketchup (chaos gremlin):
“I didn’t start it, I just finished it. Also I look incredible, so… next question.”
Lavender (peacekeeper who knows EVERYTHING):
“I’m staying neutral. But I will say… someone’s been creasing on purpose.”
Aqua (summer flirt):
“It’s giving pool day. It’s giving fresh. It’s giving ‘nap but make it cute.’”
Oakwood (the grounded one):
“Somebody’s got to keep this place together. You’re welcome.”







