So camouflaged you’ll think we forgot to send it. Trust us — there’s a bed there.

If your bedroom’s looking a bit… soft, Glenroy is here to toughen it up (politely). It’s got forest-green camouflage so stealthy you’ll lose your duvet in plain sight, plus orange piping to make sure you can still find something in the morning.

And because we’re clearing stock: Twin & King are 50% off. Once they’re gone, good luck spotting them again.

The boring bits (but useful)

• 100% cotton — comfy enough for a proper lie-in

• Camo print + solid panels — tactical up top, chill below

• Buttoned pocket detailing — for that “utility” look (ideal for hiding snacks from yourself)

• Styled with “Cabin Sweet Cabin” and “Lake Life” cushions

Twin & King: 50% off — grab it before it disappears into the wilderness.