Description
Features:
- No pockets, no nonsense — perfect for those who travel light (or live dangerously)
- Reinforced neck loop and waist ties for a secure fit when the kitchen heats up
- Hemmed edges to stop fraying before it starts — because tatty isn’t trendy
- 65% cotton / 35% polyester: the holy grail of durability and washability
- Special mention to the keyboard bandit testing their “plastic” here daily — spoiler alert: it’s still declined.
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Machine washable, tumble dry friendly, and made for folks who ruin shirts professionally
Whether you’re working the line, working the crowd, or working on your Gordon Ramsay impression — this apron’s got your front.
Size: 36″W x 29″H
Color: Black with bold gangster stripe
Care: Machine wash warm. Tumble dry. Repeat until fame or burnout.
Special Shout-Out 🥷
To our most persistent (and creatively fictional) customer — you know who you are. You’ve “tried” to buy this apron from every state in the US, with more fake addresses than a witness protection program. Ten failed orders a day, every day. Honestly, at this point, we’re impressed with your commitment to the bit.
If you ever want to use a real credit card, we’ll happily ship you the apron. Until then, keep dreaming big, keyboard cowboy.