Custom Sheet Sizing Fee

$30.00

Need a deeper fitted sheet — or are you pushing two queen beds together and trying to wrangle them with one fitted sheet? (Yes, we’ve made one of those. We’re still processing it.)

For select brands, we can arrange custom pocket depth / custom sizing for an additional $30.

This listing is the upgrade fee we add to your invoice when you request a custom depth after ordering (or when we’re building your order together).

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Description

What this covers

  • Custom pocket depth (deep mattress problems, we see you)

  • Special sizing for select brands (when available)

What we don’t do (because we enjoy peace)

To make sure your sheet actually fits and looks like a sheet (not a geometry project), we only produce standard shapes:

  • ✅ Square or rectangular sheets

  • ❌ No V-shaped, triangular, tapered, angled, or irregular shapes (boat people: we love you dearly. Your boat does not. We can’t make sheets for geometry’s emotional support corner).

If you’ve sketched it on a napkin and it looks like a warning sign… we respect the artistry, but we can’t ask our manufacturing friends to sew it.

Because here’s how that movie goes:
We ask them → they say, “Are you kidding me?”
We ask you → you say, “No, really.”
We ask them again → they sigh, then make it.
Then it arrives… and someone says, “Are you kidding me?”

We’re tired. Let’s all stick to rectangles. 😌

Final sale (read this twice, then once more for luck)

Because these are made to your measurements, they’re final sale — no returns, exchanges, cancellations, or take-backsies.
Realistically, who else is going to need a 120″ × 80″ fitted sheet? (Exactly.)

You’ve made your bed. Now you must lie in it. 😌

What we need from you

Please provide your mattress measurements (in inches):
Width × Length × Depth
If you’re unsure, email us before ordering and we’ll help you measure properly.

Rule of thumb: mattress depth + 3″ (tuck + shrinkage).
We’ll happily advise, but the final call is yours — if we pick, the sheet doesn’t fit, and suddenly we’re in a courtroom drama called The People vs. The Pocket Depth. No thank you.