If you’re the sort of person who’s spent an unreasonable amount of time trying to separate queen from king sheets during laundry day or guest turnover, this one’s for you.

The coloured stitching looks elegant, but it also pulls its weight. Use it to colour-code sizes, rooms, or rental suites so you’re not out there unfolding fitted sheets like a Victorian detective.

The Dowager Peacock Room gets green, the Lesser Duke’s Quarters get navy, the Wisteria Panic Chamber gets silver, the Apologetically Grand Master Suite gets lead, the Tulip & Tax Evasion Suite gets gold, the Slightly Damp West Wing gets stone, the Countess’s Very Important Room gets heron blue, and the Buckingham-but-Make-It-Rental Suite gets whatever’s left. Peace, against all odds, is restored to the linen cupboard.

• 100% long-staple cotton

• 300 thread count

• Sateen weave

• Fabric woven in Italy

• Made in Canada

• Available with 14 elegant stitching colours

• Duvet covers and shams feature an embroidered box stitch

• Flat sheets and pillowcases feature a single-line embroidered stitch