Description

Let’s have a little honest chat, shall we?

Sometimes your bladder wakes up and chooses chaos. Sometimes you sneeze and your body does that thing where it briefly forgets it’s meant to be house-trained. Sometimes the dog has a nightmare, the kid has a dream about Niagara Falls, or you’ve had one too many “just a tiny cup of tea”s at 9:45pm like a reckless adult.

Enter: the Incontinence Pad.
A small, heroic rectangle of not today, mate between you and a mattress that costs more than your first car.

These aren’t glamorous. They’re effective. Like a British mum with a stern look and a roll of paper towels.

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Why you want one

Because nobody wants to strip a bed at 2:13am while whispering “I hate it here” into a pillowcase.

A bed pad is:

• A mattress bodyguard

• A bedtime seatbelt

• A “keep calm and carry on” layer for your sheets

• A silent witness (that does not judge and will not tell your mates)

And honestly? The peace of mind is unreal. You’ll sleep like a smug Victorian aristocrat who has never once met a damp surprise.

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Sizes & styles (choose your weapon):

34″ x 36″ (IBEX – Round Corner)

The classic. The reliable friend. The one that turns up on time and doesn’t flirt with your fitted sheet.
Round corners so it sits neatly—because even in crisis, we can have standards.

34″ x 36″ (IBEX – with 18″ tuck-in)

Same coverage, plus an 18″ tuck-in flap for anyone whose sleep style is best described as “possession by poltergeist.”
This one stays put. It’s basically got a tiny job contract: “remain under me at all times.”

17″ x 24″ (WHEELCHAIR)

Perfect for chairs/wheelchairs when you want protection without turning the whole situation into a bedding production.
And yes — there’s one under me right now while I write this description. I’m not saying anything’s happening. I’m saying I’ve learned to respect the unpredictability of the human body. Cheers.

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Who are these for?

People who:

• pee a bit (or a lot)

• sweat like they’re auditioning for a rainforest documentary

• are postpartum, post-surgery, menopausal, or just… human

• have kids, pets, or husbands who drink water “for health” at bedtime and then act surprised at consequences

• want to protect an expensive mattress from becoming a very large sponge

Basically: anyone who prefers sleep over midnight laundry, even after a visit from the Ghost of Hydration Past.

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The vibe

Look, we’re not here to shame anyone. We’re here to protect your bed and preserve your dignity with the quiet confidence of an umbrella in a sideways Vancouver rainstorm.

So yes. Get a bed pad.
Not because you’re falling apart.
Because you’re clever, and you’d rather wake up thinking “lovely” than “oh for the love of—”.

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How to wash it after an “incident”

1) Deal with it ASAP (if you can).

• If it’s fresh: rinse with cold water first. Cold helps stop smells from setting (hot water at this stage is basically perfume for pee — don’t).

2) Machine wash

• Cold to warm wash (think 30°C / 86°F; if you must, up to 40°C / 104°F).

• Gentle / normal cycle is fine.

• Mild detergent.

• Skip bleach (it can rough up the vinyl barrier and shorten its life).

Optional but very helpful (for smell):

• Add ½ cup white vinegar to the rinse.

3) Drying (this matters)

• You’ve got a vinyl barrier, so treat it like a delicate creature with boundaries:

  • Low temperature tumble dry only, as the label says, or air dry (even safer).

  • No high heat — it can warp/crack the vinyl and then it’s just a sad, crispy disappointment.

4) Don’t do these (unless you enjoy regret)

• No high heat, no ironing, no dry-cleaning, no fabric softener (softener can leave residue and reduce absorbency / trap smells).

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Quick routine you can copy-paste into your brain

Cold rinse → wash warm (30°C) with mild detergent → low heat dry / air dry.

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Materials: Vinyl barrier + 80% cotton / 20% poly.
Made in China.

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Other sizes are available by special order.

If you’re after the “Couples Super Soaker” (romantic, in a deeply practical way), or you’d rather have your own pad on your side of the bed — no sharing, no negotiations — just email us at nslinensorders@gmail.com and we’ll get you sorted.