For the little humans in our lives who need to dry off from a dip in god-knows-what.
Throw this hooded towel on them and let it do the adorable work. Is that an alligator or is it a crocodile on a skateboard jamming to music? Nope apparently, it’s a dinosaur. Also, why does the shark have snorkel gear? Why does the octopus have to be a privateer – was he conscripted? How fast can a sloth paddle in an inflatable unicorn raft anyway?
… Yes; another glass of wine for me, please.
We are just preparing you for the 100,000 questions you may get when you bring this hooded beach towel home. You’re welcome.