Challenged from high school as to a career path, the "Hoser" abandoned ski racing for the stock exchange, briefly considered being a Cowboy, finally finding himself in the fire department. Realizing his uncontrollable need to pull hoses he realized he had found his true vocation. When not living his dream, he can be found on Occam pulling something, which may at times include sheets, halyards and guys. Happy to be in an environment where it is perfectly acceptable to scream out loud, "blow the guy", the Hoser is one of Occam's most frightening cocktail mixer, who firmly believe ones glass should never be empty. Watch out for the Hoser, for if he gets into your bar, you'll rue the day.