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Mr Joe da ponte Fingers Malaney Capone, has been on the water since he was exiled from Portugal for living under the disguise of a Columbian drug lord. Washed ashore in Canada, he showed unbelievable learning skills by mastering the English language in 1 day. As he did in sailing. He brings to the boat a soft spoken, patient demeanor and will be the Communications officer for the team throughout the race. His hobbies are, smashing things with a hammer, teaching English to the less fortunate and auditioning for movies such as, The Sopranos, Sex in the City and a remake of Scar Face and The Chain Saw Massacre. We know security is in good hands during this race and are pleased to have him aboard. |